Hello! It's me, Fatty Boom Batty! How are you? I am fine. I bet you are real busy getting ready for your big trip tonight. How are the elves? Don't work them too hard, ha ha. I just wanted to tell you that I've been a good boy this year and have been working out really hard the last couple of months (64 days to be exact). If you could find room in your sleigh for a tiny little present for me it would be the best Christmas ever! I like to call it "God's gift to fat kids," but it's also know as the Precor AMT100i. I've enclosed a picture, just to prevent any confusion.
Have a safe trip!
Love,
Fatty Boom Batty
41 days left
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