When in Rome....

So it's sunny in Hawaii, right. It's not sunny here. Not wanting to burst into flames when we get there, we've decided to get a little base color before heading west. I'm on my second straight day of hitting the tanning beds. Talk about out of place. These poor girls that work at the tanning place must think I'm an Uncle Creeper.

"Um, Ashleigh?"
"Yeah, Madison?"
"What is that big, hairy guy doing here? And was he really, really sweaty?"
"I. KNOW. Madison! He's only been doing 5 minutes at a time, he's creepy...."

Little do Ashleigh and Madison know, I'm going to Hawaii in 3 short weeks and when I come to tan I just come from the gym, hence the abundant perspiration from yours truly. At least the first night was good, since the girl that sold us the package was there and helped us, but tonight, two totally random high school Paris Hil.ton wannabes. Looking at me like I was just going to go back and rub one out in room 9. Just a big sweaty, hairy, ball of awkward folks. But fuck it, in 3 weeks I'll be on the beach. Focus on the goal. Eyes on the prize.

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