January 15, 2010

The Pitfalls and Perils of Girth, Vol. 2

Nothing is more awesome than that air suction, pussy fart sound your lower back makes while trying to get situated in the tanning bed. The only thing that's better is when you get full on air lock and your back fat hermetically seals your ass to the glass of the tanning bed. It's OK though, I'm sure the tanning girls think I'm just in there queefing.

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